Urban Adventurer

pacifiersandprom: run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodepende...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:12 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

Shaking hands would become extremely offensive.

damnitbobbby: befittingfitness: NO. I didn’t care before but...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:25:42 -0400

damnitbobbby:

befittingfitness:

NO.

I didn’t care before but now I’m irritated

“Mae Mobley was my last baby. In just ten minutes, the only...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:16:24 -0400

“Mae Mobley was my last baby. In just ten minutes, the only life I knew was done.”

seasalt-and-scars: iamtonysexual: tyleroakley: cadaverous-porc...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:15:08 -0400

seasalt-and-scars:

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

easily the best post on Tumblr.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:12:02 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:49:45 -0400

calling-november: b-rookelyn: pretty much. Agreed.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:48:26 -0400

calling-november:

b-rookelyn:

pretty much.
Agreed.

tearsforqueers: noseasboba: Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:26 -0400

tearsforqueers: noseasboba:

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:02:00 -0400

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

heyitsemele: pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:50:20 -0400

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:30:25 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:20:49 -0400

"I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:09:24 -0400

“I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite upfront
and completely
truthful
you
make my body
forget
it has knees
at all.”

- Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weatherbeatensoul)

mangocianamarch: inthestateofmind: jackiemakescomics: a-cumber...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:25:33 -0400

mangocianamarch:

inthestateofmind:

jackiemakescomics:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

whymoffatwhy:

If you did not sing this you are lying.

I’m legit crying right now.

i can’t breathe

This is why i love tumblr

i am weEPING

circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:17:48 -0400

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:08:15 -0400

therealwhorechronicles: littlebitsoflust: getsuswet: When it...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:19:30 -0400

therealwhorechronicles:

littlebitsoflust:

getsuswet:

When it gets good I can’t help but grab hold of him, digging my nails into him as he pounds my wet slit -Stefani

*moan*

I would really like to get fucked like this.

Perhaps I will be too tight? We’ll see.

"Why Society Still Needs Feminism Because to men, a key is a device to open something. For women,..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:46:13 -0400

“

Why Society Still Needs Feminism

Because to men, a key is a device to open something. For women, it’s a weapon we hold between our fingers when we’re walking alone at night.

Because the biggest insult for a guy is to be called a “pussy,” a “little bitch” or a “girl.” From here on out, being called a “pussy” is an effing badge of honor.

Because last month, my politics professor asked the class if women should have equal representation in the Supreme Court, and only three out of 42 people raised their hands.

Because rape jokes are still a thing.

Because despite being equally broke college kids, guys are still expected to pay for dates, drinks and flowers.

Because as a legit student group, Campus Fellowship does not allow women to lead anything involving men. Look, I know Eve was dumb about the whole apple and snake thing, but I think we can agree having a vagina does not directly impact your ability to lead a
college organization.

Because it’s assumed that if you are nice to a girl, she owes you sex — therefore, if she turns you down, she’s a bitch who’s put you in the “friend zone.” Sorry, bro, women are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Because only 29 percent of American women identify as feminist, and in the words of author Caitlin Moran, “What part of ‘liberation for women’ is not for you? Is it freedom to vote? The right not to be owned by the man you marry? The campaign for equal pay? Did all that good shit get on your nerves? Or were you just drunk at the time
of the survey?”

Because when people hear the term feminist, they honestly think of women burning bras. Dude, have you ever bought a bra? No one would burn them because they’re freaking
expensive.

Because Rush Limbaugh.

Because we now have a record number of women in the Senate … which is a measly 20 out of 100. Congrats, USA, we’ve gone up to 78th place for women’s political representation, still below China, Rwanda and Iraq.

Because recently I had a discussion with a couple of well-meaning Drake University guys, and they literally could not fathom how catcalling a woman walking down University Avenue is creepy and sexist.
Could. Not. Fathom.

Because on average, the tenured male professors at Drake make more than the tenured female professors.

Because more people on campus complain about chalked statistics regarding sexual assault than complain about the existence of sexual assault. Priorities? Have them.

Because 138 House Republicans voted against the Violence Against Women Act. All 138 felt it shouldn’t provide support for Native women, LGBT people or immigrant women. I’m kind of confused by this, because I thought LGBT people and women of color were also human beings.
Weird, right?

Because a girl was roofied last semester at a local campus bar, and I heard someone say they think she should have been more careful. Being drugged is her fault, not the fault of the person who put drugs in her drink?

Because Chris Brown beat Rihanna so badly she was hospitalized, yet he still has fans and bestselling songs and a tattoo of an abused woman on his neck.

Because out of 7 billion people on the planet, more than 1 billion women will be raped or beaten in their lifetimes. Women and girls have their clitorises cut out, acid thrown on them and broken bottles shoved up them as an act of war. Every second of every day. Every corner of the Earth.

Because the other day, another friend of mine told me she was raped, and I can no longer count on both my hands the number of friends who have told me they’ve been sexually assaulted. Words can’t express how scared I am that I’m getting used to this.

Because a brief survey of reality will tell you that we do not live in a world that values all people equally and that sucks in real, very scary ways. Because you know we live in a sexist world when an awesome thing with the name “feminism” has a weird connotation. Because if I have kids someday, I want my son to be able to have emotions and play dress up, and I want my daughter to climb trees and care more about what’s in her head than what’s on it. Because I don’t want her to carry keys between her fingers at night to
protect herself.

Because feminism is for everybody, and this is your official invitation.

”

- Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via on-another-note)

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:41:42 -0400

therealwhorechronicles: forever-dtf-u: Anybody wanna play JUST...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:37:57 -0400

therealwhorechronicles:

forever-dtf-u:

Anybody wanna play JUST THE TIP with me?

loLLLLL watch us have to play “just the tip” because that’s all that’s gonna fit in me