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I'm a thrill seeker/ day dreamer/ and a lie believer. I wander around endlessly and I have a curiosity for everything. 22* and a scorpio. Let me amaze you.
catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

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saramofficial:

wavetruant:

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

how about I take you to one then?

FUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST

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I once dated a writer and

dostthou:

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

Oh, my heart is melting.

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bounty765:

@coffeeblckneggwhite fact

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nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

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norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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badbilliejean:

housewifeswag:

Back when Daddy used to talk about Mama, he said she was so pretty, she never even had to turn on the stove. She’d just walk into the room and all the water starts to boil.

<3.

Life Goals.

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seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

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lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

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averypottermormon:

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

i’m going to hell for laughing at this so hard

averypottermormon:

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

i’m going to hell for laughing at this so hard

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