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I'm a thrill seeker/ day dreamer/ and a lie believer. I wander around endlessly and I have a curiosity for everything. 22* and a scorpio. Let me amaze you.

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via goodbyenovember)

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

(via goodbyenovember)

hella-rad-bro:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

I wonder how many people sent letters saying Pluto is indeed a planet.

(via goodbyenovember)

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via glorifiedmurder)

(Source: unclefather, via goodbyenovember)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via b1tchparadise)

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via b1tchparadise)

funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns

(via seidur)

lauraajayi:

priorities..

lauraajayi:

priorities..

(via t0teslegit)

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

(via macbethguy)

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy, via blessthismessofmine)

tumblr bout to wake up tomorrow like

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

(via glorifiedmurder)

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.

Rikkie Gale  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: wnq-writers, via blessthismessofmine)

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

(via woesleeper)